21
Jan
08

Portland, Oregon… Birthday Extravaganza 2008

This last weekend was amazing… action packed… crazy… naked… wild… I don’t even know… It all started on a mild sunny Friday… the plan was to celebrate Erica’s birthday… did we accomplish that… you be the judge. Josh, Hilary, and I drove up and checked into our room, we met Richie up there… then we walked around, went to Powell’s Books, then walked around some more. Portland is a nice little town…. we are Southern Oregon rednecks… let the fun begin…

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Funny?…. well….

No Sitting, Standing, or Leaning

Kinda…. Shhhhh!!!!

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What did they expect people to do….
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I like this one cause it is a good demonstration of the food chain… Primary consumer, secondary consumer, and top consumers….
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and that was just the first two hours… by then Dan and Erica had arrived and checked into their room… and Jon showed up… and we went to see a rock show at the Tonic Lounge… So we show up at the Tonic to see Baby Dana and The Crash Engine.IMG_0625 It was a whole lot of fun. Real nice guys and good music… a real good show. After the Crash Engine we helped them load up their gear and came back inside to see the next band, Royal HouserIMG_0731… I was really anticipating them, based purely on the fact that these guys were by far the coolest looking guys in the room. I had actually heard a couple of their songs online, but their live show was even better. The crowd was going nuts, the band was just rocking the place… if you ever get the chance to see them play don’t miss it… after they were done I wanted to ask if it would be alright to use their music in my next movie, so I went up to buy a CD. The guitar player, Peter was surrounded by people trying to talk to all the people and sell the merchandise at the same time… so I’m standing in line and Sam, the bass player walks up and introduces himself, and I thought “wow these guys are the nicest guys in the world”, so I shake his hand and tell him my name, and he’s like, “yeah, I saw your videos online. I really liked the Mexican one.” So that was pretty cool, that is the first time I have been recognized by anyone, cause only like 50 people have seen my videos. So I talked to the guys for a little while longer, and they are the nicest guys in the world… and they said that I could use their music… which is going to be really sweet.

Then we loaded up in Jon’s truck and went back to the hotel. It was great, we picked up some beer and started hanging out. We had three different rooms on three different floors so we bounced around a little and decided that Johns room had the best view, so was naturally the best party spot. So there we are partying, enjoying the view… and then we notice that we aren’t the only ones… there were four girls in their underwear in the room across the street dancing, dirty, really dirty in the window. So we start dancing dirty, but fully clothed… then the girls start flashing us, but we can’t really see them that well, so we had to watch them for a while and discuss whether they are indeed flashing us… and by the end we were sure that the were… although we still couldn’t really see them… we could just see things like the silhouette of a bra in their hand and stuff… but still that’s pretty cool… and we don’t really know if they were super hot, or complete dogs… but I would like to think that they are super models… Then we went to the Pita Pit and came back… and they were still dancing… but we were tired and had to go to bed… when we woke up we went to breakfast/lunch at Hot Lips Pizza and then hit the Hawthorn district thrift stores, which is always fun, I found some really cool pants, but they were just a little too big… but I should have gotten them anyway…
Flash Dance Ass Pants
I think that the only way to describe these would be… um… Flash Dance Ass Pants… well not really but I love saying that… the rest of the day was a blur of fun… we went to the Montage and I had some Alligator Jambalaya, then we went to a hockey game and watched the Winter Hawks get beat by the Seattle thunderbirds, then we went back to the hotel room… and looked out Jon’s window… “hot naked girls”… no… “fat naked man”… yes, so fat naked man and some girl were in their hot tub, and out and whatever… not near as fun as hot naked girls… even though like with the hot naked girls, you couldn’t really see anything, just the thought of fat naked man put a damper on the fun… so we went back to Josh and Hilary’s room… and got kicked out after several noise complaints… we were singing… I threw the Portland phone book a couple times… Dan and I had a wrestling match… apparently it was too much… so back to Jon’s room… along the way Dan played us some elevator music on his guitfiddle… we thought it was so pleasant that Dan and I thought others might enjoy it also… so we just hung out on the elevator and played for people… it was a hit… great weekend… so much more happened and I want to tell the whole story but I fear that I have already gone too far… so I will spare you… but if you want to know more… take me out to coffee, or lunch or something… and I will fill your ears with my tales of adventure.

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3 Responses to “Portland, Oregon… Birthday Extravaganza 2008”


  1. 1 terry wagar
    April 5, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    my name is terry wagar I’m e-mailing you because I’m at a loss as to what i can do about a very dangerous murder conspiracy against me and others, for over 2 and a half years I’ve suffered from this conspiracy, it began { as best as i can tell,} when my wife joan wagar started having a affair with a co-worker named eric carlson, there affair started around April of 2005, i had reason to believe they was trying to kill me back then but i wasnt sure at the time, I’m very very sure now! there is a very interesting fact about eric that joan tried to hide from me and my daughters, he is almost identical in appearance to me! my wife nicknamed him doubleclick, when i learned of my wifes affair i also learned of that nickname and asked joan “why do you call him doubleclick ” she said ” oh thats what everyone calls him at work,” ever since my wife joan insisted her affair was over, it never ended, year and a half all kinds of odd things was happening i started getting very sick from time to time, i suspected she was poisoning me but was not sure at the time, i am now! in early 2006 around Feb or mar i went to the hospital asking to be tested because my wife was talking in her sleep saying she was poisoning me, i went to OHSU and signed in, they informed me that its unlikely that they will find anything but they took my vitals and i waited in the lobby, i waited 4 and a half hours and they never called me back to be checked, and no officers came to question me about my concerns. so i went home, i could tell no one there cared. this is just too long to explain so i will try to get to the point, on march 26th of 2007 at 5;55 am i put a audio recorder in joans purse because i heard my wife whispering to someone in her bedroom, { i slept on the couch, our marriage was falling apart.} i heard what sounded like a guy whispering back, so i put my recorder in her purse expecting to finally catch joan in the act and laid down pretending to still be asleep, ten minutes later my wife left for work, what i caught on there was a lot more than i expected, i caught a murder conspiracy! i didn’t know it right away because the audio i got is like 17 hours long, when i heard on it she was with eric two days later i left her and moved in with my oldest daughter shawna, i spent the next week and a half on and off trying to listen to this audio, it didn’t take long to figure out i was being framed for something by my wife and her lover, and they had help! lots of help, i learned i was under INVESTIGATION BY THE FBI and these INVESTIGATORS were good friends with joan and eric and they all met up at our apartment that morning in joans bedroom, they climbed in through joans window, i learned they were there to frame me as a pedophile, eric was posing for pictures in kayles bedroom,{ our youngest daughter,} while the INVESTIGATOR named ERICA { last name unknown to me.} was taking pictures of him while kayle slept, after words eric climbed out joans window and waited for her in her car, and a john ray climbed in and helped joan put something on our computer and then he left the way he came, joan finished getting ready for work and picked up her purse and left for work, once outside joan was talking to these INVESTIGATORS and discussing what they was going to do next, joan and eric on the ride to work was discussing what they was going to say to other employees when they get there, joan mentioned to eric {you woke her up} referring to kayle, and then they discussed breaking into shawnas apartment with ERICA, after lots of listening to that audio i learned joan eric and erica planed to rape shawna and murder her and then frame me for this! they planed to use a signed check of mine to purchase a gun in my name, remember eric looks almost like me in appearance, eric was going to use my ID and one of my checks to purchase a gun, joan was instructed to collect my sperm, eric was going to rape and murder shawna, erica was going to plant my sperm on shawnas body along with other false evidence, joan and eric met up at walmart along with vickie {joans sister} and the investigators and was waiting at the front door for someone to let them in, other employees showed up and the investigators pretended to have caught me in the act, [ referring to eric in kayles room,} and saying they got me on fotogenic, once inside the investigators proceed to put on a phony show of investigating while in the presence of walmart employees while joan and eric and vickie are trashing my name to there fellow employees turning everyone there against me, joan was even addmeting eric has been impersonating me for other crimes, after hours and hours of the investigators claiming in walmart employees presence that i was doing wrong things and joan and eric telling countless lies about me the investigators gave permission to all of them to pedifie me, joan started printing out flyers about me at walmart,{ unknown to me whether they used them or not.} i learned they had me under a illegal video survealence the hole apartment had hidden cameras and the investigators asked there supervisor to take 6;30 off of joan because john ray broke in there, when i left joan and moved in to my daughters apartment about 3 or 4 days later the FBI took over the apartment above shawna and they proceeded to spread rumors in shawnas neiborhood, and was spying on us as well with hidden cameras, they didn’t know at that time that i knew they were up there, the ceiling in shawnas apartment has no insulation so i could hear them up there talking about editing my audio and discussing ways of killing me, i knew because they are members of authorities i couldn’t get help calling 911, not to mention i was very worried for my family’s safety i was afraid to tell shawna about this at this time for her own safety so i just continued to listen to the audio trying to learn as much about this as i could but for my own safety i pretended to not understand it well, about a week and a half after i left joan on April 7th donna { joans mother who also lives at shawnas apartment complex, } asked shawna if i could go to her apartment to fix her computer she said it wouldn’t work on the Internet, i didn’t want to but shawna insisted so i went over to Donna with shawna and tried to fix her computer, donna offered me a cup of coffee and i accepted, she brought me a cup of coffee and what looked like a mayonaze lid filled with sugar, i put 2 or 3 spoonfuls in my coffee and was sipping while working on her computer, finally i told donna i cant fix it and that maybe she should get a new computer, i drank up my coffee and me and shawna left to go back to shawnas apartment which isn’t far away, by the time i got to the stairs i started not feeling well, once inside i really started feeling very sick and needed to lie down, fifteen minutes later my head felt like there was acid eating away at me from the inside, not thinking clearly i called Joanne asking if she could take me to the hospital, during the drive there joan was looking at her rear view mirror a whole hell of a lot, which gave me the suspicion we were being followed, keep in mind neither joan nor those investigators knew yet that i knew about them, once at the hospital i was so fucked up and hurting in my head that i needed a wheelchair, once i was admitted and taken back to a emergency room i waited and waited and no doctor ever came and examed me, one person came in acting like a doctor but never examed me, he only wanted to put his finger in my ass supposed for a colon test of some sort, but he never asked me what was wrong, never examed my eyes or mouth or ears, never took my vitals, never took a urine sample, i was holding my head in severe pain and all he wanted was to put his finger in my ass, once done he left, a half hour later a male nurse brought me a bottle of something to drink saying i need to drink the whole bottle and then i was going to some room to have a kind of ex ray of some sort, never once did a doctor examine me nor did a doctor come in to explain what was going on, after i drank the bottle the nurse took me to a room for this ex ray then brought me back to my room, about a hour later a doctor came and explained that the only thing they could find wrong was there was a little bleeding in my colon and he recommended i follow up with a colanoscopie, needless to say i was totally shocked at his blatant attempt to ignore the fact that NOBODY EXAMED ME!!! i knew at this time that those investigators had somehow interfered with my medical treatment and done something to prevent a doctor from examine me! i went back to shawnas apartment still in pain in my head, it felt like acid burning in there, and to this day i am still in pain in my head over this, about a week after this i stopped pretending to know nothing about this crap with joan and the investigators and looked up at the ceiling where they were and called them a bunch of criminals and murderers and that i was completely discuss ted with them, shawna was home at this time but didn’t understand why i did that, an hour later shawna left for work and after that all hell broke loose up stairs, a whole lot of people in suits was going up there and there was some yelling and they seemed very angry, a lot of activity going on for the rest of that day in that apartment above shawnas place, at around 8 or 9 that nite several people went up there talking very loudly acting like they were looking at something and said very loudly { yep thats a pedophile alright.} and then him and a few others from that apartment ran out of there yelling at the top of there lungs through out the hole neaborhood calling me a pedophile, from this point on they was pedifieing me openly in shawnas neaborhood, just flat out calling me a pedophile to others in that neaborhood, this hole time i spent most of my time on the floor in pain from donna poisoning me, i flat out knew i could get no help calling 911 since these were people in authority doing this to me, they stopped doing this when shawna was around they didn’t want her to know about it, i told shawna about this but she didn’t believe me because she never witnessed any of it and no one at work mentioned this to her, she believed donna poisoned me but she never understood any of the other stuff, the investigators were quite until shawna left for work and was loud when she left, they would say things like { were going to FUCK you over now you son of a bitch!} i remained in the apartment for about a week after donna poisoned me unable to walk much because of the pain, around this time eric showed up downstairs talking very loudly up at the investigators, { the investigators were on the third floor on the patio and eric was on the ground talking up at them, shawnas app is in between them} and eric was loudly calling me a pedophile and giving my description to others who were out there trying to piss me off, i didn’t go out to confront him because i knew they wanted to shoot me, before he left he yelled up at the investigators telling them to make sure i drink my coffee, keep in mind they weren’t hiding any of there murder attempts from me, after all eric and joan had permission from the authorities to murder me so they just don’t give a shit, i have reason to believe the authorities pressed charges against me and gave my disscription on tv because where ever i go people seem to recognize me, people in shawnas old neaborhood would point over at me and say “there’s the guy they pedified.” ever since i have been under attack behind my back and in front of my face, i learned from that audio that they pedified me in prison so if i get arrested for anything i will likely be murdered in prison, after they poisoned me at some point they broke into shawnas app and replaced my audio with a differant version hoping i would think its the original, i didn’t fall for that,there version is nothing but a death threat against me and shawna and there demonstrating how they plan to frame my hole family and give them the blame for me being poisoned and pedofied, and at the end of it there flat out frameing me as a pedophile using my voice and kayles, although they made the mistake of admitting somewhere in the middle of the audio that there using kayles voice, on there replacement audio they threatened to pedofie shawna if i say something about this, well they already did that, what it amounts to is they tried to kill me and shawna, i caught them in the act , and then they threatened to kill us if i talk about it and then they tried to kill us again, so it does me no good to heed there threats, as far as I’m concerned they murdered me already and there in the process of murdering shawna right now, there have been too many attempts to tell them all on this, let me suffice it to say the other nite joan and a couple of her friends came here to murder me and that plan failed, but there not scared about it because they have some people in authority covering there asses, i write this on November 13th 2007 and at this very moment this apartment is under a illegal video survielence by the FBI, and they allow others over the Internet to spy on us and make fun of us, chances are there going to murder me for sending this because they made it clear there going to cover there asses, but thats why i saved the best for last.
    p.s. the address where this ocured is 8800 se causey loop n-205 clackamas OR 97086, the whole neaberhood there has heard of this and the authorities used a warrant to kick out the tenants above shawnas apartment. in 2005 my wife joan wagar was poisoning me, and i was a regular blood donor at the time, when i discovered this i went to the OHSU emergency hospital to get checked and to report this, but no one cared. police are notified and they dont care, there covering this up by ignoring this.

  2. 2 His daughter
    August 9, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    He is a luatic. My mom did not try to posin him. And he wont say what he has done like BEAT her!…He is jus crazy!! this is all from his head yes she cheated on him but its not like he never cheated on her!!


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